Raccoon and Lobster

Researchers at the IAP have released a public health memo regarding a recent wave of Sudden Onset Nail Trimming Phobia. The source of this outbreak is still shrouded in mystery but Institute researcher Rock E. Raccoon has identified the gene responsible. Dr. Raccoon’s groundbreaking study revealed that canines carrying the LOBST-r gene were over 87% more likely to exhibit symptoms of SONTP.

Signs of SONTP  include furrowed brows, a lowered head, spatulate tongue, hypersalivation, stress yawning, and tension ridges in the face.

A puppy suffering from SONTP

The dog on the left has contracted SONTP while the dog on the right appears unaffected. The transmission mode of SONTP is not yet known.

The heartbreaking sight of a LOBST-r positve dog with fully developed SONTP

The IAP strongly recommends that all pups who may have been exposed to SONTP be given a prophylactic course of Sourdough Hippo Biscuit Surprise to stave off potential infection.

Dr. Raccoon is believed to be naturally immune to the effects of SONTP

An affected pup shortly after treatment. Dr. Raccoon watches on.

SONTP in remission.