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attack of the giant cauliflower

Posted by ronnie

I couldn’t allow this enormous head of cauliflower to remain where I found him, silently plotting whatever it is that giant cauliflowers plot. Look at the tendrils of his green cauliflower leaf-hands. Can’t you see them unfurling oh-so-slowly? No? Just wait. You will.

Cauliflower, like trolls, are well known for their ability to regenerate, and the only defense against them rising up is to attack with fire or acid.

I chose to do both, first pummeling them with a blast of heat from my burners, and then finishing them off with the slow burn of my stomach acid.

My good deed for the day is done. You’re welcome, universe.

Sautéed Cauliflower

Cauliflower
vegetable oil
salt
pepper
minced garlic
chopped chives
crushed cayenne pepper flakes
grated Asiago cheese

Tear off leafy cauliflower hands and trim the stem. Rinse the monstrous creature under running water and cut it into small florets of roughly equal size.

Sauté in a skillet over medium heat with vegetable oil until golden brown. Season to taste with salt and pepper and add in the garlic. Remove from heat when the garlic is softened and fragrant and toss with the chives, cayenne pepper, and cheese. Eat with the satisfaction of a job well done.

27

February
2010
Time: 22:59

mushroom foray part 2

Posted by ronnie

What color were the mushrooms you used in your breakfast omelet? Mine were purple.

I was invited to go on a second foray and we found more edibles than were needed for the fair, so I was able to take some home to try. The Boyfriend spotted these and I was thrilled to be able to identify them as blewits (Lepista nuda). They are sometimes found in high end grocery stores under the name Bluefoot mushrooms and they sell for a princely sum. It’s still a little harrowing to eat a wild mushroom; ill effects from dangerous mushrooms may not appear until several days after ingestion, and by then it can be too late. More experienced mushroom hunters verified my ID and I took a spore print at home just to be extra sure. And in case you were wondering, they tasted like danger.

14

February
2010
Time: 13:07

the fungus among us

Posted by ronnie

This Sunday the LA Mushroom Society is holding a Wild Mushroom Fair at the LA County Arboretum. To prepare for the fair, they held several mushroom forays that were open to the public. I thought this would be a great opportunity to start learning about finding my own edible wild mushrooms so I signed up for a foray in the Santa Monica Mountains. Thanks to the increased rainfall, the mushrooms were out in abundance this year. In just 2 hours time, we collected 4 giant coolers worth of mushrooms. Several people never made it out of the picnic area. You were in danger of stepping on a mushroom with ever step you took. Later, a smaller party went to another park and gathered even more mushroom varieties.

We soon filled the tables up with different mushroom types.

We found some big chanterelles.

And some really big chanterelles. They’ll be at the fair if someone doesn’t accidentally eat them first.

Can you tell them apart from the false chanterelles that will make you sick?

I saw more mushrooms than I had ever seen in my life. Some were obvious.

Really obvious.

Some were less so.

My personal highlight was finding this little teal blue mushroom, which is apparently quite rare. The mycologists were very excited! You can see it at the fair tomorrow.

The mushroom fair is on Sunday, February 14, 2010, at the LA Arboretum, 10am-4pm. I am told that visitors will get a kit to grow their own oyster mushrooms at home. Maybe I’ll see you there.

13

February
2010
Time: 17:35

Also you won’t like puppies because they’re fuzzy and snuggly and cute

Posted by ronnie

Surfas just sent me an email informing me that one of their January visiting chef classes was Butchering Basics.

Me: I am so there!
The Boyfriend: I think you will like that less than you think.
Me: Why?
The Boyfriend: Butchering Basics? They’ll probably bring in a whole pig and show you how to break it down.
Me: God, I hope so.
The Boyfriend: Oh…maybe you will like it then.

I don’t know why The Boyfriend keeps trying to dissuade me from doing things that are absolutely awesome because they might turn out to be awesome. Later tonight we will have a conversation centered around his belief that being an astronaut sucks because you’d get to go into space.

UPDATE!!!! The class is being taught by Ryan Farr, the guy whose blog introduced me to the greatest and most aptly named charcuterie technique of all time, Cured Rolled Face. If this is any indication, 2010 is going to be pretty damn sweet.

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December
2009
Time: 19:03

TF2 Hat Pack Cookies!

Posted by ronnie

In order to best shamelessly pander to my video-gaming cohorts in the confectionary exchange, I decided that a two pronged approach was necessary. In addition to appealing to their gullet, I also needed to appeal to their hearts. This was necessary if I wanted to maintain the illusion that I know what I’m doing in a kitchen. Therefore, in addition to making the spectacularly un-photogenic but quite delicious world peace cookies and chocolate toffee cookies , I also made a batch of TF2 themed cookies based on the much coveted hats.

I started with the Cooks Illustrated rolled butter cookie, butterscotch variation.

1/2 pound (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
1 cup packed light brown sugar
1/2 tsp salt
1 large egg plus 1 yolk
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2.5 cups all purpose flour

Cream the butter, sugar, and salt until airy and fluffy. Beat in the yolk and then the egg and vanilla. When well mixed, add flour and mix at slow speed until just combined. Divide into 4 pieces and wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate until firm, at least 1 hour.

I seem to have more trouble than most when actually rolling these out, which may be because I live in Southern California and preheating the oven just warms the kitchen up too much to make this easy. The best solution I found was to let the dough firm up and roll it out into sheets 1/8 inch thick and re-refrigerate in sheet form. After 20 minutes, I cut out the cookies and don’t have to wrestle with flaccid dough.

For these cookies I used a cutter about 2.5″ in diameter, which were done in 8 minutes at 375° F.

Let cookies cool completely before icing.

Icing
makes 2.5 cups, which is a little more than needed for the amount of cookies made with the above recipe

4 cups of royal icing sugar (you can substitute confectioner’s sugar and add 1/2 tsp vanilla extract)
2 egg whites
1/2 tsp cream of tartar (found in the spice section of the grocery store, not the baking section)
2 teaspoons water

Everything I learned about royal icing I learned from Sweetopia, so your best bet is to follow her tutorial. I had a hard enough time wrangling a piping bag and royal icing without stopping to take pictures. She’s a pro.

Beat all ingredients with a mixer at slow speed until combined, then beat at medium speed until stiff peaks form. Slowly add in more water by the teaspoon until you get icing that regains a smooth surface in about 5-10 seconds when the surface is disturbed. Using a number 2 piping tip, make just the circular outline for each cookie. Let harden. Your first cookies will be ready to be flooded about the time you finish the last cookie.

Dilute the royal icing for the flooding by adding in a few more drops of water. Quickly zig-zag over the interior of the cookie and fill it in as best you can. Gently shake the cookie to redistribute the icing and make a smooth, even surface. Use a toothpick to pop any large air bubbles that form. Your cookie surfaces should be nice and shiny.

Let cookies dry overnight. Because I’m a wuss, I didn’t draw the hats on using more royal icing. I just used these food coloring pens. I practiced sketching out the hats that I wanted to draw and then took the ugliest cookie and started drawing. The colors do have a tendency to bleed into each other, your best bet is to draw outlines and then fill in later.

Heed my warning and package these carefully as the icing is fairly brittle. At least one package of my beloved hats arrived with some reassembly required.

from: ronnie
to: GabeN@valvesoftware.com
date: Sat, Oct 3, 2009 at 7:57 PM
subject: I made TF2 hat pack cookies.

They are butterscotch flavored. Unfortunately, all you will be
receiving is a batch of flare guns and a jar of pee.

Love,

Ronnie

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from: GabeN
to: ronnie
cc: Robin Walker <Robin@valvesoftware.com>
subject:  RE: I made TF2 hat pack cookies.

I’d rather have the cookies.

03

October
2009
Time: 23:39

meet the sandvich

Posted by ronnie

People sometimes ask me what kind of sandvich I eat. Here is the breakdown:

Ciabatta bread, toasted.

Melted Provolone cheese.

Turkey, seasoned with freshly ground black pepper.

Heirloom tomato, thickly cut.

Guacamole.

More toasted ciabatta bread drizzled with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

12

August
2009
Time: 22:56

somebody stop me

Posted by ronnie

In honor of TF2 releasing 18 new hats, raccoon and lobster is releasing a hat pack as well

Just don’t use them to do something like this. It’s embarassing and beneath you.

tf2 hat pack spy hat as imagined by dogs

tf2 hat pack as imagined by dogs

11

August
2009
Time: 16:58

yay Science!

Posted by ronnie

Researchers at the University of Rochester Medical Center found that when they injected the compound Brilliant Blue G (BBG) into rats suffering spinal cord injuries, the rodents were able to walk again, albeit with a limp. The only side effect was that the treated mice temporarily turned blue.

On the one hand, yay Science! On the other hand, jumping Jesus H. Christ, there are some crazy ass dyes being used in our food products. On the gripping hand, blue rats!

29

July
2009
Time: 15:17

What a way to spend Sunday night

Posted by ronnie

It started at updating graphics drivers and ended somewhere around flashing the bios.

Okay so it’s not quite this

19

July
2009
Time: 22:25

no posts today –

Posted by ronnie

Feynman’s Messenger Series at Cornell is now online with (bleh) Microsoft Silverlight.

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July
2009
Time: 11:39