Raccoon and Lobster

defending my honor

By ronnie

How is white chocolate trail mix related to regular trail mix?

• They are cousins
• The parent of one is a sibling to the parent of the other
• All of the above

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November

2009 Time: 14:57

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   #1

   Zelda Butt

   11.18.2009 15:01

   I am an argumentative ass who doesn’t know how to read a genealogy tree.
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   #2

   Mike

   11.18.2009 15:03

   I chose “cousins” because that’s what the title says >_<
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   #3

   Alan

   11.18.2009 15:27

   If I’m going to put my foot in my mouth, I’d better put it in all the way.

   They’re really step-siblings, since it’s the same set of nuts in both trail mixes.

   white chocolate ----- nuts ----- milk chocolate
                     |          |
                     |          |
     white choc. tr. mix      milk choc. tr. mix
   

   (apologies if my HTML gets mangled by the comment sanitizer)
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  #4

  ronnie

  11.18.2009 15:28

  when you make trail mix, you pick out the nuts from a previous batch of trail mix and reuse them?
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  #5

  Alan

  11.18.2009 15:36

  Picking nuts out of one to put in the other would make one trail mix the parent of the other.
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  #6

  ronnie

  11.18.2009 15:47

  21 people disagree with you.
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  #7

  Alan

  11.18.2009 15:29

  Yes, it did get mangled. What I meant was that nuts were a parent of both kinds of trail mix.
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  #8

  Alan

  11.18.2009 15:39

  …and now it’s magically fixed. Thanks, Ronnie!
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   #9

   Robert

   11.18.2009 16:23

   But the best part is that the white chocolate and milk chocolate can get together, making a might tasty, incestuous swirl.
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   #10

   Caitlin

   11.18.2009 16:30

   I prefer d) It’s irrelevant because we all know the chocolate tree is better
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   #11

   Herpie

   11.18.2009 18:14

   I think there should be some incest involved in this family tree. It would be most delicious
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   #12

   Mimi

   11.19.2009 10:11

   I think Alan should be given a pile of white chocolate and a pile of milk chocolate and a pile of dark chocolate and a pile of peanut butter chips (which are only related by marriage) and then assign him 50 or so research projects. That should keep him busy for awhile.
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  #13

  Alan

  11.19.2009 16:24

  I agree!