Raccoon and Lobster

This used to be a happy blog full of puppy pictures and food pictures and sometimes pictures of food on puppies. Then someone had the terrible idea of starting a push up program and one thing led to another and suddenly I’m posting fitness progress updates and googling for running stretches and ordering my dinner instead of making it.

Way healthier. There must be some sort of conservation effect at work regarding overall fitness. By next week I’ll be living off of jars of Crisco and corn syrup.

I would elaborate on the terrible destructive effects of physical fitness but Rocky is giving me The Look

and it’s time to go running again.