Raccoon and Lobster

If you’re gonna make a loaf of bread just to practice kneading techniques you saw on youtube and you’re having too much fun slamming that dough around, you may want to stop for a minute and put a helmet on. Otherwise your poor dough ball that you are slapping and abusing left and right may catch a dough scraper on a long glutenous pseudopod and then fling it at high speed towards your head and knock you unconscious.

Just sayin’.